Derwent Marine » WooCommerce https://www.derwentmarine.com.au Boat building and maintenance Fri, 08 Aug 2014 03:36:10 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=3.7.35 Get a Piece of Woot’s Birthday Action https://www.derwentmarine.com.au/2013/09/get-a-piece-of-woots-birthday-action/ https://www.derwentmarine.com.au/2013/09/get-a-piece-of-woots-birthday-action/#comments Sat, 14 Sep 2013 02:15:56 +0000 http://themes.k5-theme.com/reatro/?p=1 Happy Woot’s 9th birthday, y’all! If we could, we’d stop by your desk, cockpit, dugout, lifeguard chair, or clown car and have a piece of cake with you. But any idiot knows that’s impossible, so instead, we’re inviting you to eat video cake with us in a live stream we’re calling Bag of Cake!

If it’s between 9 AM and 5 PM Pacific time, you should be looking at a bonafide Woot staffer eating authentic cake in our lifelike video studio. And if you’re extremely lucky, that Woot staffer will show or tell you how to get your hands on our gift to counterintuitive marketing: a Bag of Crap!

Maybe he or she will hold up a sign with a URL on it. Or read a URL aloud. Or give you some other instructions for landing everyone’s favorite worthless pile of junk. The point is, these BOC shout-outs could happen at any time throughout the day. Look away at your peril!

The party keeps on going at Shirt.Woot, where we’re offering cake-themed shirts at 20% off – including the return of the long-beloved, long-unavailable The Cake is a Liar! Not only do these shirts look great, but they’re great for wiping cake off of your mouth with. But don’t miss the festivities: this sale ends at 5 PM Pacific.

And whatever happens, we hope you enjoy the Bag of Cake. Staring at strangers eating for hours, just for a chance to buy some worthless castoffs: if there’s a better way to sum up these past 9 years of Woot, consider yourselves lucky we didn’t think of it!

]]> https://www.derwentmarine.com.au/2013/09/get-a-piece-of-woots-birthday-action/feed/ 2 The Never List by Koethi Zan https://www.derwentmarine.com.au/2013/09/the-never-list-by-koethi-zan/ https://www.derwentmarine.com.au/2013/09/the-never-list-by-koethi-zan/#comments Sat, 14 Sep 2013 16:17:20 +0000 http://themes.k5-theme.com/reatro/?p=474 There were four of us down there for the first thirty-two months and eleven days of our captivity. And then, very suddenly and without warning, there were three. Even though the fourth person hadn’t made any noise at all in several months, the room got very quiet when she was gone. For a long time after that, we sat in silence, in the dark, each of us wondering what this meant for her and for us, and which of us would be the next in the box.

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